Manager′s notes
If I told you what happened at work today, you wouldn't believe it! Heaven knows I didn't want it! I resisted and refused in every possible way. I told her in no uncertain terms that I couldn't take responsibility for such a loan, that I'd be fired when they found out I'd done it. I assured her that vegan cakes and no business plan were a losing proposition. Did she listen to me? Fuck, no! Instead, she fucked me, boss! Would you be tempted if you were me? That's what I'm talking about!